President Obama and I Are Like Brothers From Another Mother

The President and I have a ton in common. We have nothing in common with the far right and we love our Blackberries. I personally could not live without mine. It's the way I pass the time in lines, on public transportation, at airports, at breakfast, etc. etc. In short, I freakin' love my phone and will likely never own anything but a Blackberry. Sure I've been tempted by that slut the iPhone. I've thought about taking a bite of that forbidden touch screen fruit, but the keyboard and email functionality of the Blackberry always brings me back. So I was thrilled when Barack Obama got all sorts of pub during the campaign about his phone addiction. I followed with baited breath has he made the veiled promise that the Secret Service would have to pry it out of his cold dead hand. Well luckily that's no longer an issue as President Obama is scheduled to receive the mother of all Blackberries sometime in the next few days. It even has a catchy new nickname - the BarackBerry. He has to miss out on some of the good stuff like IM and GPS, but he'll get the functions he really loves like email and mobile web. So congrats on your big win Mr. President...oh, and that whole inauguration thing.