Biggest Tools on TV: The Snuggies Old Man

Okay, I don't have anything against old men in general. In fact, some of my favorite people are old men. I love Santa Claus and even though I don't eat fried chicken, Colonel Sanders seems pretty cool with the whole goatee and everything. But the old guy from Snuggies has worn out his welcome. In fact, that goes for the whole Snuggies cast - they're all officially on the Biggest Tools on TV list starting now. They cram their faces with popcorn, type on laptops and read books all the while wrapped up in a backwards robe like some bad extra from Star Trek.

This product is right up there with the Shamwow and Slapchop for products that I can see absolutely no use for. Do you know to use a blanket? Yes, okay good. Do your arms work? Perfect, only one more question. Are you retarded. No? Then the Snuggie is obviously not for you. But, the WTF Blanket might be. Check out this fantastic Snuggie parody that I found on AdFreak tonight. Classic.