ARod loves himself enough for all of us

I saw this photo while surfing around yesterday and when I saw it again on the Game On blog this morning, I had to post it. The photo is from a story in Details about ARod, which I hear is a giant fluff piece with little in the way of news or explanation about his recent on and off field issues.

But let's get back to the photo which is, in a word, ridiculous. First off, he's freakin' kissing himself! Seriously...the dude is kissing himself so I trust I don't have to explain the ridiculousness of the photo? He's going to catch some serious crap around the MLB for this attempt at art.

Second, the fake guns are a little much. Yeah if I had been doing roids for the last 5 years, I would probably have massive arms too. Seems like he would have thought twice about parading them around at the moment given all the scrutiny he's under. But I suppose vanity is vanity and you can't hold it in when, in the immortal words of Derek Zoolander, you're really really really good looking.

And finally, the bedroom eyes he's throwing himself takes the absurdity of this photo to a whole new level. He seriously looks like he's having trouble keeping himself off himself. Look at the come hither look...that is a man who is seriously attracted to himself. Look out ARod, ARod is watching you.