Vince "The Shamwow Guy" Shlomi has a bad night

This is the photo of a man that had a rough night. Evidently Shlomi was partying with a hooker in Miami back in February when they retired to his high dollar hotel room at the Setai in South Beach. Rooms are roughly $750 a night, so evidently the ShamWow and SlapChop are recession proof.

Once financial arrangements were made, the two proceeded to take care of business. Evidently Shlomi overstepped somewhere along the way because when he tried to kiss her, said hooker clamped down on his tongue and refused to let go. So Shlomi beat the crap out of her. The Smoking Gun has the full story. In the end, both Shlomi and the cannibal hooker were arrested leading to the too-good-to-make-up mugshot on the left. My five favorite things about this photo:

1. The sweet hospital gown/shirt Vince is sporting. Nothing like going straight from the ER to the pokey.
   
2. The pimp daddy coat with fur collar being worn in Miami...in March
3. The blood all over his face - the hooker must have done some serious munching on his tongue
4. The "I can't believe a hooker almost bit my tongue off and I'm the one that got arrested" look on his face
5. The inevitable "and it can be used as a turniquet when a hooker tries to bite off your tongue" example in the next ShamWow infomercial.

At least we now know why Shlomi got kicked out of the Church of Scientology. What kind of a nutball douchebag do you have to be when the Scientologists don't even want you?